The Perks of Caffeine, GreenDay, and the Internet.

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tired-and-mean:

Vegetabrella by Yurie Mano

This is pretty rad-ish, but lettuce not get too excited, the umbrella will allow your head to romaine dry but it’s not very tasty. I know the puns are corny but I really don’t carrot all.

Reblogged for puns. Peas stop.

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ami-sempai:

This gave me fucking goosebumps.

Shane Koyczan

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wandererstryding:

if you think having thick hair is a blessing youre wrong

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iu2:

Coffee stain portrait by Hong Yi

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ianbrooks:

One Million Bones DC

My school made 2,000 bones for this event!

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#he looks so proud to have outsmarted hermione

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• Question: Share 10 random facts about yourself (◡‿◡✿) - musicallysarcastic
• Answer:

  umm… okay so I’ve never done any of these types of things before and I’m horrible at talking about myself cause I ramble a lot but okay.

  1. I apologize way too much.

  2. I once listened to a song on repeat for 8 hours straight.

  3. I’ve always had multiple favorites songs/bands, but now I officially have a favorite: Diane Young by Vampire Weekend (also favorite).

  4. My favorite color is gray, which people usually think of as dreary or depressed, but to me it represents the crispness of the sky after it rains or on a deeper level the mixture of good and evil and I think both are beautiful.

  5. I have watched every episode of FRIENDs (10 seasons) at least thrice (including the gag reels) and once watched the entire series in two and a half days.

  6. I love pickles but hate cucumbers.

  7. My great-grandfather was the head designer of the original Caravan.

  8. I had a brother who died before I was born.

  9. I am a terrible singer but I memorize song lyrics almost instantly without trying (even if I don’t like the song) and my biggest pet peeve is when someone gets them wrong. Also, my best friend is an incredible singer but always messes up lyrics. Since we’ve become friends, we’ve both gotten better.

  10. I go to Barnes & Noble every Thursday to read books and eat at the Starbucks Cafe. I get half a sandwich, soup, and a mango smoothie. All the people who work on Thursdays know me and one week when I wasn’t there because I was sick they got really concerned and the lady who makes my smoothies called my dad to see if I was okay.

kawaiipeculier:

HEY PSA IF SOMEONE HAS A BAD HABIT OF APOLOGIZING A LOT TRY AND BE PATIENT AND DONT THREATEN THEM BY SAYING YOU’LL DO [insert bad thing here] IF THEY SAY IM SORRY AGAIN WONT HELP IT’LL JUST MAKE THEM REALLY STRESSED OUT LIKE EVEN MORE THEN THEY WERE AND BASICALLY YOU ARE DOING THE OPPOSITE OF HELPING

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thatguyslaughing:

iancredible:

saladsally:

jessitheblonde:

ageotropic:

justabaddreammama:

ineedmagichands:

Magician James Galea’s Unbelievable Trick

wat

THE FUCK KIND OF BLACK MAGIC DID I JUST WITNESS?!

I just applauded. HOLY SHIT.

wut

My mind is blown

wut the shet…

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grimmytime:

to ricky and amy during the secret life finale

theonewhosawitall:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

I would marry this man

i was thinking the same thing

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